Open Letters

Dear Cubemate,

It's wonderful being in a bay with you. You work nights, I work days. I couldn't ask for anything better. Except, I don't like it when your buddies come visit sitting at my desk and eating. They get crumbs everywhere. It's annoying. And gross. Please stop it.

Thanks,

Your Roommate

*****

Dear Eldest,

Thanks for getting the microwave washed out. You did a nice job of it.

Love,

Mom

*****

Dear Grilltech,

Nice job on replacing the light in the dinning room. Does this mean we should start saving up for the bathrooms?

Love,

Knittech

*****

Dear Me,

Honestly, I don't need a bag of chips. It's not good for me. And no skipping class.

Love,

Me

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